Here’s mine.

During my first year at the university in Ilorin.

We were organised a welcome party by the school, usually called Akwaaba night.

So my PH friends who were already into drinking and partying even before they came to Ilorin incited me to drink, and I took just 2 bottles of star.

Low and behold my brothers and sisters I started seeing angels.

I walked up to a very beautiful girl sitting by the bar and started rubbing her thighs in a manner that’s suggestive that she’s a prostitute, meanwhile she was just another 100 level student like me.

I was rubbing her thighs, even trying to enter her most holy place, whiles telling her to come home with me., and that I’d do her well.

What I would never do ordinarily.

This lady took offense and landed me a dirty slap that reset my brain.

Me weh dey gentle and calm by nature come wan retaliate o.

My friends come dey hold me, I come dey shout dey tell the girl “You be ashawo”. “F*ck you”. See girl weh I wan help sef”…

The next morning my name was on everyone’s lips, my friends making jest of me that just 2 bottles of star turned me into a commando I swore never to take alcohol beyond my threshold.

So, it’s your turn,

What’s The Craziest Thing You’ve Ever Done Under The Influence Of Alcohol?

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